jason Ellis Knows Too Much

We were informed last evening that our secret plan to take down the humans has been exposed by a Australian, skateboarder/MMA wannabe/satellite radio host Jason Ellis. Apparently this blow-monkey has been warning his handful of listeners about us and even went so far as to form a band (Taintstick?) so that he can sing songs about our plans. Brothers and Sisters he must be stopped at all cost, this man threatens to unravel all of our work.

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