Showing posts with label PLEASE READ. The whole thing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PLEASE READ. The whole thing. Show all posts

12/06/2010

Can Ghost in the Shell be far behind?

Great leaps in technology happen when someone takes something that exist and tweaks it to either do something better or something it was never meant to do. Before we can even get to the point where motion capture technology moves us into the realm of Minority report where we are physically (in a sense) interacting with digital information, well we get this...



I remember reading an article in Wired way back in 1998, where the head of Sony talked about these think tanks they have around the world. They were taking the best and brightest kids straight out of college and paying them to sit around and dream up stuff. One of the things was this hyper mask that allowed you to steal an image of someones face and wear it like a mask! Another thing they talked about was an invisibility cloak.  This is what it looked like back then (see right). You weren't really invisible to anyone with a brain, but it was a start. In 2008 scientist in America and Japan announced they had made a break through in nano-technology that greatly improved what they are now calling Optical Camouflage. Scientists at the University of California in Berkeley developed a material that could bend light around 3D objects making them “disappear”. Light is neither absorbed nor reflected by the objects, passing “like water flowing around a rock,” according to the researchers. As a result, only the light from behind the objects can be seen. One technique used nano-metre technology-scale stacks of silver and magnesium fluoride in a “fishnet” structure, while another made use of nanowires tech that made of silver.As the resolution technology improves so does the invisibility, this is only the beginning! Once they get the tech down, then we can get some sweet wet suits endowed with it and then-The Major!

5/26/2009

Commercial Break

Am I the only one who notices the absurdity of most of the commercials on TV today? I know some of you out there are too hip to watch television, but for the rest of us things are getting weird. I was thinking about that new Taco Bell commercial where the guy goes around taking pennies from those taking penny leave a penny bens to pay for his one Guacamole Burrito shit that their promoting. If you’ve seen it you know that when he gets to the counter the chick working there is like “Uh, this is only 88¢ rather than the measly 89¢ that the instant-crap-rrito cost. Never mind that this douche just went around stealing from children selling lemonade (why they have a take-a-penny tray I have no idea), but this asshole just paid entirely in pennies. What is this commercial saying-that it’s okay to be a complete jerk as long as you pay with correct change? I mean seriously-WTF? I mean I know that a commercial is supposed to be silly and stupid, and insult my intelligence, I get that. While Taco Bell may be one of the worst with this douche-baggery promotion and its lame drive-thru rap battles it is far from alone as worst offenders. There are of course the non-stop most number one annoying bastards on the planet. I of course speak only of the fucking Verizon commercials. They are legion and I am wary; after years of berating me with “Where are you now?” (Until I was tired of hearing it in hip-hop lyrics), now they are beating me to death with “I’ve got the Verizon Network”. With each commercial they further the seemingly universal theme of 2009 and that, that it is become okay to be a dick. Each time a bottom feeder actor utters the line the even shitter actor responds with some fucked up one off like he’s pissed the mother fucker has phone service after he was just warning the man or woman that they would lose coverage. I mean if you’re going to be a dick about it why the fucked did you even want to warn the mother-fucker? I mean fuck what is really going on. We lose the douche bag President and get the calm cool guy, so that the rest of the country can become even bigger pieces of shit douches. I mean seriously people it’s not like I’m a complete rube, I know they’re just hustling useless products to morons, but can’t they at least make humorous or cool commercials. What happened to the day when a commercial like a little old lady being a bitch and asking “Where’s the beef?” Remember how that fucking cock-sucking geriatric had us all using that lame ass catch phrase. It was supposed to usher in a era of subliminal programming and is the only reason Wendy’s is still around pushing their shitty square burgers and bland fries. That and their delicious Frosties of course. We could turn the channel, but they figured out awhile ago how to time it so that no matter what you want to watch it will always go on commercial at the same time as anything else you might flip it to. Thankfully we can pause it for a minute now and fast forward over the commercials with our DVR’s and Tivo’s. Which is the only way I can escape that insurance lady, until they learn how to beam commercials straight into my fucking head.

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9/30/2008

PLEASE READ The whole thing

PLEASE READ. The whole thing!!!

FYI PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ADVISE EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT THEY ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT GO TO THE POLLS WEARING ANY OBAMA SHIRTS, PINS OR HATS, IT IS AGAINST THE LAW AND WILL BE GROUNDS TO HAVE THE POLLING OFFICIALS TO TURN YOU AWAY. THAT IS CONSIDERED CAMPAIGNING AND NO ONE CAN CAMPAIGN WITHIN X AMOUNT OF FEET TO THE POLLS. THEY ARE BANKING ON US BEING EXCITED AND NOT BEING AWARE OF THIS LONG STANDING LAW THAT YOU CAN BET WILL BE ENFORCED THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE ALSO BANKING THAT IF YOU ARE TURNED AWAY YOU WILL GO HOME AND NOT CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES. PLEASE JUST DON'T WEAR OBAMA GEAR OF ANY SORTS TO THE POLLS!! PLEASE SHARE THIS INFORMATION! Add this is what I found out â€" 1. Electioneering Maryland law prohibits electioneering within 100 feet of the entrance or exit to a polling place on election day. The 100-foot "No Electioneering" zone is measured from the entrance/exit of the building closest to the room in which voting actually takes place. No electioneering means that no canvassing, electioneering, campaigning, or posting of any campaign material is permitted within the zone. "Posting of any campaign material" is broadly interpreted to mean the wearing of any article of clothing, hat, sticker, or button that indicates support of or opposition to any candidate, question, or political party. The Chief Election Judges at each polling place post signs designating the "No Electioneering" zone. Election judges are instructed to strictly enforce the "No Electioneering" prohibition, including calling the police to enforce it, if necessary. A person who violates the prohibition is guilty of a misdemeanor and subject to a fine of not less than $50 nor more than $500, or imprisonment for not more than 60 days, or both. §16-206 of the Election Law Art


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