Alaska bans Monkees!

Alaska has banned all Monkees. Now that Sarah Palin has gone off to fight Family Guy and stand up for cracked tea pot partyers everywhere, the state of alaska has banned all Monkees in fear that we will enter the state and ravage it even worse than she did. The Alaskan Board of Game has declared the entire state a monkee free zone, claiming that "Even a small monkey is strong, and they have big teeth." They believe this paltry ban will stop us but the new law will exempt those of us already within the borders of the state who's motto is "North to the Future". The future belongs to the Monkee (and the robot). Already our technicians have begun work on a robot Monkee that will infiltrate the frozen lands to the north and any where else we are denied natural entry. As the U.S. Congress tries to stop our interstate coming and goings. Hopefully they will have about as much sucess with that as they have with getting hue-mans health care!

Don’t be fooled by a Pitt-Bull in lipstick!

Don’t be fooled by a Pitt-Bull in lipstick! As we steady our nerves for tomorrow night’s Vice Presidential debate. I urge all of you not to underestimate this ferocious hockey mom. She has a few tricks up her sleeve. I know you think that’s joke but I do not. I refuse to believe that she can be as dim and air headed as she has appeared in the past week. I believe that she is lowering the bar so that anything she does will come across as a shiny beacon. She may have flubbed her Katie Couric interviews. She can’t name a Supreme Court case other than Roe V. Way. She can’t name a news paper she’s read, or explain how seeing Russia over the Bearing Straight makes her an expert in foreign policy. Yet you look at her record in Alaskan politics and watch her debates for Governor in Alaska and you will see that this is one tough smart lady that while not very learned in the ways of the world she can turn her opponent’s words on him and belittle a man into her favor. She can and will use her quaint folksy Alaskan charm to make Joe Biden seem as stogie and out dated as Obama did McCain. This is not a joke, this is not a game, and this woman is George Bush in a skirt. George Bush still can’t pronounce nuclear properly yet he won -once at least-and let’s not forget Dan Quayle. A V.P. who couldn’t even spell potato yet he won his debate and Bush Sr. took the election. These people, as dumb as they seem on the surface, have managed to manipulate the public, and maneuver themselves into frightening positions of power. And there should be nothing more frightening than Sarah Palin anywhere near the White House. Even just to visit! This is a woman who sought to ban books like fascist German dictator. This is a woman who as mayor decided to charge women for their rape kits! Who as a woman is opposed to equal pay for equal work! This is a woman who does not believe in another woman’s right to control her body! This is a person who feels that aforementioned George Bush has done what is morally right! This is a human being who cannot be allowed any position of power in this country. The very fact that she has gotten this far is insane and she cannot be underestimated or laughed at-until November 5^th then we can all either laugh or cry. The country is in turmoil; my former home of Atlanta, GA is undergoing a Mad Max loss of gasoline. The economy is completely in the tank and it’s spreading globally. We all know this apart of the conspiracy and if McCain and his ilk are allowed to continue then we will all be fighting in the streets for petrol and bread. There is little Obama can due to stem the tide of a one world government. These current events are all moving us toward a unified economic meltdown that will move this planet in a dark direction politically and socially. I know this and hopefully so do you all. The movement that has been created around this man though is strong and positive and the things that he believes are far more in line with the things those of us leaning left believe. The policies he will implement will benefit you and those you love while McCain’s policies will befall the top one percent and those who hold their boots on your neck. Inevitably the goal should be anarchist freedom but we have to take it one day at a time and tomorrow is a big day so rest up and watch the Pitt-Bull with lipstick like a hawk.

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Fuck-Tards are running our country

I’m sitting here at my desk playing spider Solitaire and listening to MSNBC in the back ground. As you know the Republican National Conference is going on and it’s an even bigger joke than anyone could fictionalize. These idiots keep spitting out the exact same lines over and over again no matter what the question. It’s starting to look like Dubbya is the smartest one in that party. These vie bastards who have done everything in the last eight years to destroy this country and disregard the constitution, alienate our allies and spread war and death across the globe. Have the nerve, after all their talk of family values, to defend their VP picks pregnant/unwed/seventeen year-old daughter. They have the unmitigated gall to present a woman who is a pot-smoking, elk hunting, former beauty queen/sports-caster and expect women to flock from the Democratic Party simply because she’s a woman. They are actually saying this on live national television. They are actually arguing that someone, who was the mayor of a town with less than 6,500 people and governor (for only 18 months) of a state with a population smaller than Houston, TX; is actually more experienced than a man who has served in public office for over ten years! I mean the balls on these assholes are huge. They find it perfectly acceptable to allow a child to raise a child but totally unacceptable to allow that child to decide what to do with their own body (i.e. abortion) they believe truthfully that the fact that this cunt will win them the White House simply because she has a cunt! Never mind the fact that she believes she doesn’t have a say so about what goes on inside it. Can you believe this! Can you even fucking believe this for one second! They are right now giving a standing ovation to George Herbert Walker Bush (George Sr.). As if he ever did anything good for this country. These of course are the same assholes who believe that Ronald Regan was the greatest thing to happen to this nation. Of course he was he was a senile old actor who allowed the top one percent to run away with this country as Old George the 1st sold everything that wasn’t nailed down to his old Saudi buddies. This is the most fucked up shit I have ever seen. I think this is even more fucked than the way they blatantly rigged the last two elections. Fuck if this shit goes there way I say it is truly time to take up arms. I don’t know if I could take another four years of these NRA, Pro-Life bastards. I have no idea if things will turn out okay but I hope that all of you will turn out in November and send these creationist fucktards back to their fake ass God.

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What A Diffrence A Day makes

Last night Barack Obama gave the speech of his life thus far. It was not the most dramatic or grandiose, but it was perhaps the most compelling pitch he has given thus far. It was the most compelling reason to vote for him he could offer to the few million naysayer’s and doubters. It was a speech so utterly amazing that it had renowned bigot and republican asshole Pat Buchanan chocked up and falling over himself to praise Obama. On the anniversary of Dr. Kings “I Have a Dream” speech Obama delivered a one- two punch to John McCain. I went to sleep last night amazed and astounded confident that I had just witnessed history. I woke up this morning as did the rest of you to the rug pulled completely from underneath the Obama campaign. McCain has chosen a woman as his VP. Trying not only to steal the thunder from Obama’s big night, McCain has picked someone who would also make history. They went after the weakest spot; the Hillary voters that Obama had spent all week trying to swoon. But will placing a conservative anti-abortion, anti- welfare, pro-Alaska-drilling, governor. Who-by the way-has only been governor for 18 months, and prior to that she was the mayor of a town with less than 10,000 residents. In her coming out speech this morning she immediately went for the Hillary voters. As if to say “Hey I’m a woman-vote for me now”. All the while the McCain camp has went after Obama’s experience record and said he was not ready. What now? This pick was clearly an attempt to steal the headlines and show that McCain’s ticket too will make history. So white people want feel so bad not voting for Obama. This gives the red carpet treatment to people who were supporting Hillary simply because of her gender. Surely anyone who was supporting her because of her issues they cannot support someone who claims to be as socially conservative as Sarah Palin. She is pro-gun, pro-life, and not ready for day one as they say. This is what McCain has said about Obama. This is insane. She won’t be able to stand up to Biden in a debate. But it will make this race even more interesting that it already was.