The Robot Revolution!

We have often spoke of the coming revolution where Monkees and Machines will rise up liberate the Earth from the hue-mans! We have sited the work being done in North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Japan as some of the first steps. It would seem now that thee are those in Boston working under the DARPA foundation that seek to under-mind the progress. They are developing machines that can operate without a Monkee mind to guide them;

These two creatures are but the one step to create autonomous robot animals being taken by humans. Since they have begun their assault on finally destroying the oceans they have invented robot sea creatures as well to replace the fishes of the sea.

They are trying to destroy our natural bond with robots! The Monkee Armada will not abide!

Alaska bans Monkees!

Alaska has banned all Monkees. Now that Sarah Palin has gone off to fight Family Guy and stand up for cracked tea pot partyers everywhere, the state of alaska has banned all Monkees in fear that we will enter the state and ravage it even worse than she did. The Alaskan Board of Game has declared the entire state a monkee free zone, claiming that "Even a small monkey is strong, and they have big teeth." They believe this paltry ban will stop us but the new law will exempt those of us already within the borders of the state who's motto is "North to the Future". The future belongs to the Monkee (and the robot). Already our technicians have begun work on a robot Monkee that will infiltrate the frozen lands to the north and any where else we are denied natural entry. As the U.S. Congress tries to stop our interstate coming and goings. Hopefully they will have about as much sucess with that as they have with getting hue-mans health care!

Monkees are Metal

Scientist at the University of Wisconsin have recently discovered something we the Armada have known for some time. That Monkees are Metal as fuck! Apparently composer David Teie developed a theory to explain why music plays on human emotions. It involved playing music to a group of West African Tamarins. The study showed that the Tamarins responded to music made by other Tamarins but when it came to human music the only responded to Mettalica! Now I'm sure the Monkee's used in the study would have preferred some Mastodon or Dethklok, but the scientist probably didn't rock hard enough to know about the newer Metal Gods on the scene. Yet again science is catching on to what the Armada has been preaching for some time.

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50th Anniversary of Space-Monkee Success

50th Anniversary of Space-Monkey Success

BY Fast Company CalendarWed May 27, 2009 at 5:07 PM

Fifty years ago, two girls, Able and Baker, went to space. After their brief spaceflight on May 28, 1959, the two pioneers were hailed as heroes and made the cover of LIFE, which lauded them as America's Space Travelers. Able, a seven-pound rhesus monkey, and Baker, a one-pound squirrel monkey, paved the way for the modern astronaut--they were the first primates to survive the trip to space as well as the landing.

Today, says Jim David, a curator at the Smithsonian's Air & Space Museum, their flight is just "one of many long-forgotten space events." This one had special significance because, at the time, so little was known about the effects that space would have on living things. "This was a very important step in determining the biomedical effects of spaceflight," David says. "Step by step, we learned that, absent massive radiation doses, accident, or malfunction, spaceflight doesn't kill."

Before Able and Baker, the U.S. had sent several other animals up to space, but none had survived the trip and the landing. The two space monkeys brought back with them a wealth of information--body temperature, muscle reaction, respiration rate--collected during the 15-minute flight, nine minutes of which was spent in weightlessness.

Able--who was born in Kansas at a monkey exhibit built by the Works Progress Administration--survived for four days after the landing. She succumbed to the ill effects of anesthesia during an operation to remove electrodes that had been implanted pre-flight. You can still visit her. She's stuffed, in her space cradle, and on display at the Air and Space Museum in Washington.

Baker, an immigrant from Peru, lived until she was 27 and is now buried next to the parking lot at NASA's Space & Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama. -- Jeff Chu

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Tales From the Monkee Book

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Punk-Ass rasict white people are everywhere!

It's time to start looking harder at what it is we're doing. I ask myself constantly am I happy with th way things are? Am I content on living in this world full of shit? When do we stand up burn this shithole down so that we can start anew? I want Anarchy, and Chaos, and the streets to run red. I want freedom and fun and bombs going off. I want to feel that my life has been about something. There are people over in Germany right now fighting to make a diffrence. There are people over in Iraq right now following orders like good little Nazis. There are children in America who could care less and parents who are too paranoid from watching Fox News to do anything about anyhting. When will we stand up and say enough is enough. I don't care about Paris or Lohan, or who's on The View. I could care less about Phil Spector or George Cloony. I"m happy Scooter Libbey's going down but I doubt I'll happen. G.W. will pardon him right before he goes out. Then there immigration reform talk from a bunch of white assholes who have no ral rights to this land at all. How can you try to regulate who comes onto land that was stolen to begin with. Any talk of immigration reform is racist! I want to fight all these rightwing bastards who are trying there best to make me be afraid to let my girlfriend go to Target by herself. I want to fuck up the bastards who want to make us all suspicious of our neighbors who don't believe the same shit crap Juedo-Christian fear-mongering that the rest of the idiots running around here do. God is vengeful and wrathful and ful of shit. Zues brought down lighting bolts and so will I. I just can't understand why more people aren't snapping and unloading on the sheep to setthem free. You wonder why nobody stopped that one fucking kid at Virgina Tech. It's because they were all cowards. And so are all of you!

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