Monkees are Metal

Scientist at the University of Wisconsin have recently discovered something we the Armada have known for some time. That Monkees are Metal as fuck! Apparently composer David Teie developed a theory to explain why music plays on human emotions. It involved playing music to a group of West African Tamarins. The study showed that the Tamarins responded to music made by other Tamarins but when it came to human music the only responded to Mettalica! Now I'm sure the Monkee's used in the study would have preferred some Mastodon or Dethklok, but the scientist probably didn't rock hard enough to know about the newer Metal Gods on the scene. Yet again science is catching on to what the Armada has been preaching for some time.

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Now playing: Gnarls Barkley - Surprise
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Evil Scientist Have Begun Work on Secret Underground Lab

Since When did real life morph into a comic book? Evil scientist have begun work on a underground lab that will reach 4,850 feet below the Earth, where they will study-dark matter! Which could potentially open a black hole and end all existence in the known universe. Of course that's a remote possibility, but if it was that remote why would they need to work so deep below the surface? Will we need our super-hero president to fly down there and save us all from some modern day Lex Luther (Lex was a evil scientist long before he became a evil businessman).

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